insights/observations – Page 12 – They Told Me to Find a Rich Husband

My trusty wing-woman: being single is like being an anthropologist

but not like a cool anthropologist like indiana jones

but, like, jane goodall

….

Just started dating someone new? better get your gas mask ready

My trusty wing-woman: dating is war

me: yes. dating is trench warfare

you come out of hiding for battles

and then duck away again until the next one

it’s ugly

sometimes you’re ambushed

and they’re causalities

total carnage

you think you’re safe in your trench… but then bam! you get a text message

and it might as well be mustard gas

They Told Me to Find a Rich Husband