In case you missed my Red Carpet interview, I wore an emerald-colored gown to the Oscars.
It was a strapless number, structured through the bodice but draping effortlessly from the hips. There are understated gold embellishments that are really only visible when I move — an effect for the Red Carpet paparazzi. It’s vaguely inspired by Whoppie Goldberg’s spoof of Scarlet O’Hara’s curtain gown….. It’s a knock-out, sure to land me on every best dressed list.
And with an imaginary flash of the photographer’s camera, and an adieu to Ryan Seacrest, the daydream ends and I remember: I was not at the Oscars.
When my friend Annie and I were writing our respective masters’ theses, we’d often procrastinate by conjuring up our Oscar nights. I’d always more or less return to the same scenario — attending on the arm of Gerard Butler in my jewel-toned gown with baubles by Harry Winston.
This year, I went with Bradley Cooper….
Anyway, all of this bring me to the point that, when it comes to the Oscars, all I really care about is the clothes.
It’s been a long time since I’ve watched the Oscars having seen enough of the nominated movies to give any intelligent input about which deserves what. Of course that doesn’t mean I don’t have opinions.
I took it very personally the year Russell Crow lost to Denzel Washington for Best Actor. In fact, I was so miffed that I refused to see any Denzel Washington movie since Training Day, for which he won the award. That’s right, I won’t be seeing Flight anytime soon. (Though, I’ve watched Remember the Titans more times than I care to admit…we all make concessions….)
Every year, there’s a movie nominated for Best Picture that I absolutely refuse to see, under any circumstance.
In 2009, it was Avatar. (still haven’t seen it)
In 2013, it’s Lincoln. Don’t ask why… you’ll be here for hours….
Oh, and Les Mis. I won’t see Les Mis. I didn’t like it on Broadway, and I don’t expect to like it on the big screen. Even if Russell is in it… So I’m just not going to watch it.
I saw Argo and I loved it.
It wasn’t an extraordinary movie, on par with some of the great films in history, but there was something about it’s understated quality and veracity that made it incredibly watchable, dare I say riveting. I want it to win something.
I wished I’d seen Zero Dark Thirty. I’ll probably catch it when it hits Netflix.
When Katherine Bigelow beat out ex hubby and mega egoist James Cameron in all the important categories with her Hurt Locker (hands down one of the most memorable and powerful movies ever made) I was positively giddy. So, I’m secretly (and with blind prejudice) pulling for her latest film to take home some big awards.
If Ann Hathaway walks home with that Oscar this year, there’s a good chance I’ll throw something at the television.
Unless she’s wearing something fantastic…
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Ah yes – fake lives with Annie was one of the best parts of college. That dress would look smashing on you – you’ll have to wear it to the Met gala when you get invited this year.
Also, Avatar was environmentalist porn. I loved it. And I hope Argo wins (although Argo and Les Mis are the only nominated two movies I’ve seen).
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What did you think of Ms. Hathaway’s dress, I wonder? It has been largely panned, but you are entitled to your own opinion.
(By the way, I think jewel-toned dress is a timeless choice. I can e-mail you what I sent to my friend Jenna re: dream Oscar garb.)
Annie, whatever we can do to promote your wonderful imagination and knack for creative procrastination… I miss you.
Anne’s dress was nondescript, and borderline promy-. I mean, it wasn’t awful, i don’t disapprove, it was just completely forgettable….