Online dating is a challenge. As websites bombard you with supposedly viable matches and your inbox fills with messages and winks from men who think you’re “a cutie” or “reeeeeally cool,” you think: it would be nice if there was a road map to help me weed out the guys I could walk arm in arm with from the ones I may need a restraining order against.
After months of scanning, surveying, replying, blocking, and first-dating, here it is, to your rescue:
The Online Dating Match Approval Matrix.
(in the style of New York Magazine’s Approval Matrix)